Whatever

My brother and I must have crossed this bridge into the park...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:50:00 -0500

My brother and I must have crossed this bridge into the park about 7000 times growing up…

Age: 38

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 22:01:00 -0500

Age: 38
Where I’m from: Baltimore, Maryland
Where I would like to live: In a small "village" containing my friends and family and cool people I've yet to meet
Favorite food: All forms of bread and cheese - mac and cheese, pizza, fettucine alfredo, grilled cheese sandwiches...
Religion: I think religion is a ridiculous, ritualized crock of shit
Sexual orientation: I like men. Also, women's boobies
Single/taken: Happily married, plus an online-only 'boyfriend'
Favorite book: Bridge to Terabithia, Flowers for Algernon, To Kill a Mockingbird, East of Eden
Favorite movie: Good Will Hunting, Stand By Me, Pleasantville
Favorite TV show: Shameless, Deadwood, early Roseanne, Duck Dynasty
Favorite color: Deep, dark red
If I have any pets: 2 dogs
What I’m listening to right now: Not a thing
What’s my ringtone: Random harsh music from the android fairy
What my name means: My real name means "angel." My tumblr name comes from a poem I wrote and it describes the ways in which people connect
Favorite superhero: I don't like superheroes
Celebrity crush: Paul Rudd, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jason Momoa, Joe Manganiello

Three-way or foursome?

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 01:17:00 -0400

So, my husband and I found out tonight that another couple we know are interested in three-ways - MMF for her and FFM for him. Could also consider a foursome. There’s a very real possibility we could do this with them. We’re going to see them again at two parties next month. Could make for an interesting October…

Underwear on acid.

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 22:58:00 -0400

Underwear on acid.

This is how my husband and I started out.

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 19:18:59 -0400

This is how my husband and I started out.

Mary, Mother of God, has no boobs

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 22:55:00 -0400

I spent an hour recently in a Catholic church and as always, regarded the building and the proceedings as a curiosity. The Catholic church is an oddity to me, maybe because of the rampant symbolism and ritualism, or maybe because I was brought up Protestant.

Either way, as I absorbed my surroundings, I noticed that the statue of Mary had no boobs. Initially, I figured Mary’s flat chest was simply the result of some old prude’s discomfort, but then I started to consider the inherent offensiveness of the omission. Is the female body somehow sacrilegious?

Half of all the humans that God made have (or will have) breasts. Yet somehow, a woman’s body isn’t fit for church. It’s especially ridiculous considering the primary purpose of breasts is for mothers to feed their babies, and this particular woman is the most iconic MOTHER there is. Jesus probably had quite an appreciation for the sustenance they provided Him.

I want to know, where are Mary’s boobs? I bet they’re Jesus-approved.

Deal with it.

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 19:39:48 -0400

Deal with it.

Catching a breeze

Wed, 02 May 2012 23:13:00 -0400

I want to be outside, naked.

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Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:55:48 -0400

"Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to..."

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 01:22:45 -0400

“Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.”

- Gloria Naylor

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Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:51:43 -0400

"One can’t have it both ways and both ways is the only way I want it."

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:57:31 -0400

“

One can’t
have it

both ways
and both

ways is
the only

way I
want it.

”

- A. R. Ammons

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Sun, 01 Apr 2012 00:52:45 -0400

samaralex: Procrastinators’ Association by ramy // Buy the...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:01:08 -0400

samaralex:

Procrastinators’ Association by ramy // Buy the t-shirt

"If music be the food of love, play on, Give me excess of it; that surfeiting, The appetite may..."

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 10:27:35 -0400

“If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it; that surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.”

- “Duke Orsino” in “Twelfth Night” Act 1, scene 1, 1–3 by William Shakespeare (via ohwellpart1)

BEER (from: Love is A Mad Dog From Hell)

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 23:50:00 -0500

I don’t know how many bottles of beer
I have consumed while waiting for things
to get better
I dont know how much wine and whisky
and beer
mostly beer
I have consumed after
splits with women-
waiting for the phone to ring
waiting for the sound of footsteps,
and the phone to ring
waiting for the sounds of footsteps,
and the phone never rings
until much later
and the footsteps never arrive
until much later
when my stomach is coming up
out of my mouth
they arrive as fresh as spring flowers:
“what the hell have you done to yourself?
it will be 3 days before you can fuck me!”

the female is durable
she lives seven and one half years longer
than the male, and she drinks very little beer
because she knows its bad for the figure.

while we are going mad
they are out
dancing and laughing
with horney cowboys.

well, there’s beer
sacks and sacks of empty beer bottles
and when you pick one up
the bottle fall through the wet bottom
of the paper sack
rolling
clanking
spilling gray wet ash
and stale beer,
or the sacks fall over at 4 a.m.
in the morning
making the only sound in your life.

beer
rivers and seas of beer
the radio singing love songs
as the phone remains silent
and the walls stand
straight up and down
and beer is all there is.

~ Charles Bukowski

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Tue, 06 Mar 2012 00:06:47 -0500

You ignore me Take all I bestow upon you And return exactly nothing Like an infant Selfish, fragile,...

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 00:10:00 -0500

You ignore me

Take all I bestow upon you

And return exactly nothing

Like an infant

Selfish, fragile, base

Don’t you know how special I am?

According to one far superior,

I am his beautiful angel

His sweet, quirky everything

Yet you see only yourself

You don’t see my glow

A feast of succulent fruit

Untouched

Why do I even want you?

I murder plants.

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 15:48:44 -0500

I murder plants.

I don't want to take a shower. I don't want to get ready for work. I don't want to wear heels. I want to sit around and eat all fucking day.

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 14:12:44 -0500