"If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down."

28th February 2013

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My brother and I must have crossed this bridge into the park about 7000 times growing up… 

My brother and I must have crossed this bridge into the park about 7000 times growing up… 

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21st January 2013

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  • Age: 38
  • Where I’m from: Baltimore, Maryland
  • Where I would like to live: In a small "village" containing my friends and family and cool people I've yet to meet
  • Favorite food: All forms of bread and cheese - mac and cheese, pizza, fettucine alfredo, grilled cheese sandwiches...
  • Religion: I think religion is a ridiculous, ritualized crock of shit
  • Sexual orientation: I like men. Also, women's boobies
  • Single/taken: Happily married, plus an online-only 'boyfriend'
  • Favorite book: Bridge to Terabithia, Flowers for Algernon, To Kill a Mockingbird, East of Eden
  • Favorite movie: Good Will Hunting, Stand By Me, Pleasantville
  • Favorite TV show: Shameless, Deadwood, early Roseanne, Duck Dynasty
  • Favorite color: Deep, dark red
  • If I have any pets: 2 dogs
  • What I’m listening to right now: Not a thing
  • What’s my ringtone: Random harsh music from the android fairy
  • What my name means: My real name means "angel." My tumblr name comes from a poem I wrote and it describes the ways in which people connect
  • Favorite superhero: I don't like superheroes
  • Celebrity crush: Paul Rudd, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jason Momoa, Joe Manganiello

30th September 2012

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Three-way or foursome?

So, my husband and I found out tonight that another couple we know are interested in three-ways - MMF for her and FFM for him.  Could also consider a foursome.  There’s a very real possibility we could do this with them.  We’re going to see them again at two parties next month.  Could make for an interesting October… 

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9th September 2012

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Underwear on acid. 

Underwear on acid. 

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26th August 2012

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This is how my husband and I started out.  

This is how my husband and I started out.  

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23rd August 2012

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Mary, Mother of God, has no boobs

I spent an hour recently in a Catholic church and as always, regarded the building and the proceedings as a curiosity.  The Catholic church is an oddity to me, maybe because of the rampant symbolism and ritualism, or maybe because I was brought up Protestant.  

Either way, as I absorbed my surroundings, I noticed that the statue of Mary had no boobs.  Initially, I figured Mary’s flat chest was simply the result of some old prude’s discomfort, but then I started to consider the inherent offensiveness of the omission.  Is the female body somehow sacrilegious?  

Half of all the humans that God made have (or will have) breasts.  Yet somehow, a woman’s body isn’t fit for church.  It’s especially ridiculous considering the primary purpose of breasts is for mothers to feed their babies, and this particular woman is the most iconic MOTHER there is. Jesus probably had quite an appreciation for the sustenance they provided Him.  

I want to know, where are Mary’s boobs?  I bet they’re Jesus-approved.  

1st August 2012

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Deal with it. 

Deal with it. 

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2nd May 2012

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Catching a breeze

I want to be outside, naked.  

29th April 2012

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29th April 2012

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Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.
— Gloria Naylor